Setting: Megamall Carpark
Two motorists going around looking for a parking space. Motorist A finally found an opening and so waited on the sideline. But when the space became available, Motorist B cut him out and beat him to it.
Motorist B then blurted out, “It pays to be fast!”
Perhaps due to sheer frustration, the Motorist A crashed into Motorist B’s vehicle then went, “It pays to be rich!”
Note: The story was related to me by a friend.
This is a repost. The one I posted got lost in the transfer to this new domain, I think.